Illegal Beverage Abandonment

Reunite or responsibly retire. No drink left behind.

Evidence on Record

  • Glass doing star-jumps near subwoofer.
  • Ring stains with unknown parent.
  • Two sips in, forever forgotten.

What Happens Next

  • Log it via Contact; retrieve or retire with a 3-tap salute.
  • Or show the letter to the Judge for a stamp and custody guidance.
File a cheeky responseOr take your letter to the Judge to get it stamped.