Evidence on Record
- • Glass doing star-jumps near subwoofer.
- • Ring stains with unknown parent.
- • Two sips in, forever forgotten.
What Happens Next
- • Log it via Contact; retrieve or retire with a 3-tap salute.
- • Or show the letter to the Judge for a stamp and custody guidance.
File a cheeky response →Or take your letter to the Judge to get it stamped.