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All legal advice is for our entertainment purposes only. Kay St & Associates is not responsible for decisions you made under our, or any other, influence. We encourage hydration and reading actual laws if that’s your thing.
Our chatbot speaks in a retro‑neon parody voice, follows safety policies, and refuses real legal, medical, or financial advice. If you ask for dangerous or unlawful things, it will politely decline with sparkle. It favours concise answers, one tasteful CTA (if any), and always keeps your vibes safe.
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“Free” excludes advice, time, consultant, consultation, calendars, calculators, and casual glances at clocks. Additional exclusions may be invented at any time for comedic effect.
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Acceptable: VHS tapes, Polaroids, glitter trails, heartfelt mixtapes. Unacceptable: actual legal documents (they’re too serious). Exhibit A is always a vibe check.
We are not responsible for enlightenment, spontaneous choreography, or sudden power-suit purchases resulting from exposure to Kay St content.
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The Kay St universe is a parody wonderland. Do not confuse our chrome gradients with real legal counsel. If you sample our slogans in your karaoke routine, please belt them with conviction.
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