Transparent Pricing for Cosmic Justice
*Transparency may vary by dimension. All prices in Australian dollars. Cryptocurrency accepted at market rate. Good vibes accepted at our discretion.
per consultation
*Free excludes advice, time, consultant, and consultation. Basically not free.
MOST POPULAR
one-time
*Dance session free. Everything else costs money.
per month
*Minimum 6-month commitment. Karma protection not guaranteed.
We'll find your lost consciousness. Accuracy not guaranteed.
Negotiate with your spirit guide. Results vary by dimension.
File in dimensions beyond the 3D realm. Extra fees apply.
Legal advice through movement. Very effective.
Credit Cards
All major cards accepted. Interest rates may apply.
Cryptocurrency
Bitcoin, Ethereum, and good vibes accepted.
Good Vibes
Market rate determined by our vibe meter.
All prices subject to change without notice. Payment plans available for qualified clients. Refunds not available for services rendered in alternate dimensions. Attorney fees may exceed your lifetime earnings. By engaging our services, you agree to potential bad karma for 3-7 lifetimes. Results not guaranteed in this dimension or any other. Free consultations are free of consultation, advice, time, and consultant. We reserve the right to dance during depositions. All disputes must be resolved through interpretive dance arbitration. Terms and conditions available in the astral plane only.