Chronic Lack of Boogie

Overthinking the groove. The cure is movement, not debate.

Evidence on Record

  • Hands in pockets during drop.
  • Said ‘I dance internally’.
  • Stood exactly on the X marking ‘Don’t’.

What Happens Next

  • Confess via Contact; commit to one move for one full track.
  • Or show the letter to the Judge for a stamp, then boogie forth.
File a cheeky responseOr take your letter to the Judge to get it stamped.