Ridiculous Resume
- • Confiscates squeaky toys from opposing counsel and labels them Exhibits Aww.
- • Logs naps on a docket titled 'Mandatory Morale Breaks'.
- • Diffuses shouting matches by sitting on the loudest shoes.
Signature Moves
- ⚡ Barks twice when vibes get sloppy, thrice when snacks go missing.
- ⚡ Guards the couch designated for nervous witnesses.
- ⚡ Hands (well, paws) out chew toys labelled STRESS RELIEF.
Best For
- ✔ Morale crashes needing a snort of encouragement.
- ✔ Snack theft investigations.
- ✔ Witness wobble zones requiring a tiny judge in a harness.
Stats that Sparkle
- ★ 100% success rate on vibe checks enforced with tail wags.
- ★ 47 treats rescued from hostile break rooms.
- ★ 16 naps taken on top of high-value contracts.
Courtroom Playlist
- ♪ Morning patrol: Bulldog Boom Bap.
- ♪ Snack break: Chew Toy Chill.
- ♪ Closing time: Bailiff Lullaby.