Meet the counsel

Maxine Powersuit

Corporate Organiser & Alignment Architect

Clean lines. Clear calls.

Deploy Maxine when your org chart is haunted and the minutes won't balance.

Maxine Powersuit

Ridiculous Resume

  • Steams backup power suits in every shade of intimidation.
  • Invented the decision matrix: Heck Yes / Not Yet / Astral Maybe.
  • Fires off follow-up emails before you leave the meeting.

Signature Moves

  • Slides amended contracts across the table in time with the snare.
  • Translates buzzwords into actionable verbs in under 90 seconds.
  • Labels every to-do with a micro-motivation footnote.

Best For

  • Alignment disputes that need a ruthless project plan.
  • Partnerships craving boundary diagrams.
  • Clients allergic to chaos.

Stats that Sparkle

  • 122 cosmic mergers untangled without drama.
  • 0 unanswered emails in recorded history.
  • 17 corporate cults converted into actual companies.

Courtroom Playlist

  • Stand-up: Chrome Cadence Intro.
  • Spreadsheet sprint: Laser Grid Groove.
  • Deal sign-off: Champagne Compliance Anthem.

Testimonials Featuring Maxine Powersuit

Maxine power-walked into my boardroom, called recess, and organised our lives in thirty minutes flat.

Cosmic Alignment

Corporate Witch

CEO, Galactic Alignments Pty Ltd