Ridiculous Resume
- • Annotates your saga with tea stains, sticky notes, and subtle jokes to keep you sane.
- • Can reverse-engineer a timeline from glitter-dusted wristbands and ambient audio alone.
- • Keeps colour swatches for admissible metaphors.
Signature Moves
- ⚡ Reads transcripts backwards to catch every plot hole.
- ⚡ Hosts 'Previously On Your Life' debriefs with biscuits.
- ⚡ Writes follow-up scripts that sound human, not haunted.
Best For
- ✔ Psychedelic misguidance rewrites.
- ✔ Group chats that need a reality check.
- ✔ Clients who narrate in three simultaneous timelines.
Stats that Sparkle
- ★ 73 weekends rewritten into coherent affidavits.
- ★ 0 clients forced to rewatch the same psychedelic regret.
- ★ 5 colour families of highlighters rotated seasonally.
Courtroom Playlist
- ♪ Prep: Misty Mountain Legal Edit.
- ♪ Drafting: Analog Chillhop with Gavels.
- ♪ Wrap: Gold Foil Outro.